, yeah, I know you asked for Jay/Silent Bob, and Pink Power Ranger, but, dude, there are some places even *I* won't go. ;)

Danny/Mike from Las Vegas


Danny woke up first.

Usually that wasn’t a problem for him. After spending the night with someone, he liked to rise early either to gaze lovingly upon his bedmate, or get the hell outta Dodge, whichever the situation called for.

This time, however, he was perfectly content to stay flat on his back, staring up at the ceiling. Until the warm weight beside him began to stir. Then, Danny closed his eyes, and prayed for the best.

“Oh, shit.” The voice was unusually loud.

Danny winced.

“Oh, shit.”


“I mean, Oh Shit!”

Danny opened his eyes and sighed. “Yeah.”